What is truth?

Some readers have kindly pointed out to me (for which I am most grateful) that my head is stuck up my arse. I have therefore decided to pen a second article which caters to the more ignorant end of the market. If you are a moron then please feel free to ignore everything else on this blog – this article is for you! Without further ado, I present “What You Would Like To Think Is The Truth About Conveyancing”.

It is completely unnecessary to hire a lawyer to do your conveyancing; you can quite easily do it all yourself, in fact it only takes 5 minutes. All you have to do is sign a form. Lawyers are all overpaid and have their heads up their backsides! Did you know that all they do is play golf all day?

Surveys are also completely unnecessary, never have a survey unless you love wasting money! All you need to do is have a look round the place yourself (but if it’s more than 200 years old you’d better get your mate Dave the brickie to look at it too). Surveyors are all overpaid and have their heads up their backsides too! Did you know that all they do is play golf all day?

Thanks for reading, and good luck doing your own conveyancing. Remember, if it’s so bloody easy then do it yourself!